lirik lagu 50 ways to say good byes - train

My heart is paralyzed 
My head was oversized 
I'll take the high road like I should 
You said it's meant to be 
That it's not you, it's me 
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
 Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 
She met a shark under waterFell and no one caught her 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting 
You were my everything 
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman 
Not super minivan 
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide 
Eaten by a lion 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert 
Drown in a hot tub 
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies  
And ways to say you died
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to 
Love...but you don't want to
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane 
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water 
Fell and no one caught her 
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide 
Eaten by a lionGot run over by a crappy purple Scion 
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 
She dried up in the desert 
Drown in a hot tub 
Danced to death at an east side side night club 
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye